Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
-----Anonymous (Wise guy)
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'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
-----James Holt McGavra
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
---Patrick Murra
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You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
------Anonymous
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
-------Henny Youngman
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
------Rodney Dangerfield
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky................. mine's still alive.'
--------Anonymous
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
-----Anonymous (Wise guy)
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'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
-----James Holt McGavra
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
---Patrick Murra
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
------Anonymous
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
-------Henny Youngman
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
------Rodney Dangerfield
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky................. mine's still alive.'
--------Anonymous
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