Tuesday, April 27, 2010


This is a good forward that I received from a friend... who is a grandfather like me. Good for laughs...... it's best to laugh at oneself (wife is ardhangini (better half), and thus technically a part of you), you donot offend anyone that way.

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.


Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping


Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you


Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.


Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents


Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!


Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again


After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice